"Waiter. There's a puppy in my soup."

Puppies really know how to get themselves in truly ridiculous situations. At some point, you just know this puppy looked at the bowl and said "hey, that looks like the perfect place for me to go chill out for awhile." And so the puppy did until he/she realized that "HOLY SHIT" bowls are actually a puppy prison. Eventually the puppy gave up trying to get out of the bowl and decided to just live there permanently. He bought a nice craftsman home and runs a graphic design business out of his garage. He tells friends he's happy with the life he's made and he is.