Rachel Uchitel's latest incarnation, after Tiger Woods mistress and brief Celebrity Rehab star: private detective. She tells the NY Post she will not be tracking down cheating husbands, but rather, "I want to solve cases for the underdog, for people who don't have a voice." Also, she might call her firm Puma PI — "because I'm not yet a cougar."
"It was an odd turn of events that led me here, to this dingy office on the wrong side of the tracks, on this dark and stormy night. The sign on the door read 'R. Uchitel, Private Dick.' It was ironic, since dick was the reason Rachel got into the sleuthing business. But I had no time to ponder that now. I was in trouble and I needed her help...."