This weekend, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan officiated in the same sex nuptials between a former law clerk and his husband. Immediately after the ceremony, Kagan hopped on the phone and ordered your parents to get a divorce. You know how marriage is — one in, one out.


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Watch out, Notorious RBG. Kagan is coming for your Awesomest Lady Justice We All Wish We Had For An Aunt Or Something crown.