- Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.
- But Anna Wintour is not! Also, Tyra would totally win in a cage match.
- A photo agency posted pictures of Britney's menses, and we wondered if the paparazzi have gone too far.
- They've gone so far that non-celebrities like Heidi Montag grace the covers of multiple magazines, talking about her boob job.
- Then we got you to tell us about your implants, which were 10 times more interesting than Heidi's.
- But still not as entertaining as Slut Machine's queefs.
- Or her long weekend in Vegas!
- Or Judy Blume's awesome book containing a ton of embarrassing erections, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
- You know what was also entertaining? When Diane Keaton said the F-word on national television.
- So grab some Rachael Ray endorsed Dunkin' Donuts coffee, crack open a bag of dainty 100 calorie snacks, and go watch the darling Katie Heigl in the resoundingly shitty 27 Dresses. You're worth it!
DISCUSSION
Sorry to correct your spelling of a made-up word, but it's not "the Ussh." It's "the uzh."
To get that z-sh sound you're looking for, you need to refer back to the Czar-ylic alphabet (the most famous example of this being 'Dr. Zhivago.')
Also - those Brit-Brit period pictures were the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've lived in Berlin.