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This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh

Jessica G.
1/18/08 6:30pm
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  • 27 Dresses
  • Anna Wintour
  • Britney Spears
  • Diane Keaton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Heidi Montag
  • Katherine Heigl
  • Tyra Banks
  • AVN Awards
  • Breast Implants
  • Dunkin Donuts
  • Las Vegas
  • Paparazzi
  • queefs
  • Rachael Ray
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  • Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.
  • But Anna Wintour is not! Also, Tyra would totally win in a cage match.
  • A photo agency posted pictures of Britney's menses, and we wondered if the paparazzi have gone too far.
  • They've gone so far that non-celebrities like Heidi Montag grace the covers of multiple magazines, talking about her boob job.
  • Then we got you to tell us about your implants, which were 10 times more interesting than Heidi's.
  • But still not as entertaining as Slut Machine's queefs.
  • Or her long weekend in Vegas!
  • Or Judy Blume's awesome book containing a ton of embarrassing erections, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
  • You know what was also entertaining? When Diane Keaton said the F-word on national television.
  • So grab some Rachael Ray endorsed Dunkin' Donuts coffee, crack open a bag of dainty 100 calorie snacks, and go watch the darling Katie Heigl in the resoundingly shitty 27 Dresses. You're worth it!
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