This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh

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Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.
But Anna Wintour is not! Also, Tyra would totally win in a cage match.
A photo agency posted pictures of Britney's menses, and we wondered if the paparazzi have gone too far.
They've gone so far that non-celebrities like Heidi Montag grace the covers of multiple magazines, talking about her boob job.
Then we got you to tell us about your implants, which were 10 times more interesting than Heidi's.
But still not as entertaining as Slut Machine's queefs.
Or her long weekend in Vegas!
Or Judy Blume's awesome book containing a ton of embarrassing erections, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
You know what was also entertaining? When Diane Keaton said the F-word on national television.
So grab some Rachael Ray endorsed Dunkin' Donuts coffee, crack open a bag of dainty 100 calorie snacks, and go watch the darling Katie Heigl in the resoundingly shitty 27 Dresses. You're worth it!