- We admitted to wasting our money on rampant Von Douchebaggery.
- Jennifer invested her booty in a pole dancing class.
- She should have taken lessons from nascent skank, 9-year-old Kylie Kardashian.
- We questioned Oprah's involvement with alleged puree plagiarist Jessica Seinfeld.
- We thought that Page Six should rescind its stock in Richard Johnson's salary after his unrepentant misogyny.
- Moe took one for the team by sacrificing her anus for Alli.
- Anna encouraged you to spend your cash on a dude ranch vacay to rope in a cowboy.
- And Jezebel made an investment in me.
In the name of all that is holy, why the hell do emaciated chicks think the low cut dress thing is attractive????? Her breasts look deflated and there is no way in hell she is only 36. Bitch please...
As someone who was in high school in the mid to late 80's, seeing those fashions come back and being worn worse than how we did it is an offense to the human eyesight. Without big hair, you cannot rock the tunic and big belt look ladies!