- It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
- But she's not the only one! Fantasia and Lily Allen are also up the stick.
- Stars are also pregnant with hair. A look back at the year in weaves.
- In other news, ur-douche Paul Janka did not date rape Moe. Imagine that!
- But if he had, British politician John Redwood probs would have let him go, but not without a stern talking-to. Because it wasn't stranger rape or anything.
- The beauty and fashion industries are still trying to sell us a lot of whitewashed models and junk science.
You said a mouthful, Hun. Many Well Seasoned Greetings to you, the rest of us, and the Jezebel staff,
One And All.
This has been great.
I look forward to it being even greatier..
For youse guyz are the Greatiest!
yer admirin fan, Magz