- Past Fashion: Easter outfits!!!
- Slut Machine returned from vacation and brought back some advice about buttcracks.
- You told us what happens to your buttcracks — and all your other lady bits — when you are with child. (Pssst: you pee your pants a lot)
- We learned about man parts too.
- Younger men have the best man parts!
- We bemoaned the stupidity of Bush's spokesjerk, Dana Perino.
- You know who else was a jerk this week? Dear Abby.
- Is Dear Abby a better writer than Tori Spelling? We bet Tori gives better advice.
- It looks like Renee Zellweger is on goofballs.
- Or maybe she just needs a good rogering with an unassuming household item.
- So take your magic coochies and put them to good use this weekend. You're worth it!
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My mom had major surgery this week so I missed all you jezzies- she sailed through, thanks for asking, but I had to laugh when I read about the coochies, mom said she needed underwear on so no one saw her "hoo hoo"! That gal is the ultimate Jezebel!