Artist Magnus Irvin has been producing a successful line of chocolates in the shape of an anus for about a decade. They’re available in various flavors, from dark to white chocolate. Blech, white chocolate!

In a short documentary released by Riot TV in late January, you can get a very close up look at the step-by-step process of making a butt mold. Model Rayna Terror volunteered to get a mini bronze sculpture of her pooper made. Irvin, who has a very endearing mad scientist vibe, is now making these individual casts for about $1,900. The chocolates are one size fits all, unfortunately. On their website Edible Anus, they write:

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.


Can you imagine eating a chocolate anus and not even realizing it’s yours? The casting process certainly doesn’t look like an experience anyone would forget:

And Rayna Terror seems pretty happy with how cute it turned out:


This is a close up of a sample from the website that is actually very enticing and not immediately identifiable as a sphincter:


If two thousand dollars is too much money to spend on a Valentine’s Day present, then go for the chocolate assortment—but know your lover will be eating a mystery woman’s anus right in front of you.

Images via Riot TV and Edible Anus.