This Teddy Bear Is Also a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy

Getting a little bored with the selections at your local marital aid superstore? Perhaps you’d be interested in a company currently seeking crowdfunding in order to build a teddy bear that’s also a sex toy. His name is Teddy Love.

Don’t say I never did anything for ya!

The Daily Dot reports that Teddy Love International has just launched an Indiegogo campaign to raise $50,000, in order to build sex machine bears upon which you rub your genitals. For the gal whose Hello Kitty vibrator just isn’t getting it done, I guess. Take it away, CEO Dawn Harmon:

Our product, Teddy Love, is a unique, discreet, and lovable adult Teddy Bear. Teddy has a robust, 10-speed motor housed in the muzzle. The result is a strong vibration in both the nose and tongue of the bear. The nose stimulates the clitoris and the tongue penetrates the vagina. The controls are located in Teddy’s ears for easy and convenient control.

One major selling point seems to be that, with Teddy Love, you can publicly display your vibrator without anyone noticing. Leave it on your bed, carry it in your backpack—go nuts! “Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport, in a restaurant, or in a place of business, with a large adult toy visibly protruding through a handbag or briefcase?” Harmon asks in this video:

They promise the bear is “very easy to clean.” Your Christmas shopping is obviously now complete and you are welcome. The future’s just grand, ain’t it?