Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

This Pygmy Goat Doing Parkour Is the Only Thing That Could Possibly Make Parkour Acceptable

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Look at that little guy go! He's a maniac, just zigging and zagging his way into my heart. Come over here, you lilliputian prince, I'm going to cuddle you until we become one human/goat hybrid. Both terrifying and adorable, we'll roam the land, munching on grass (both legal and not) and bitching about our mothers. Kids these days!