This Pillow Promises to End Your Partner's Stupid Snoring

Are you constantly waking your significant other/dog/neighbors with the sounds of your snoring? Or, worse, do you share living space with someone who snores at eardrum-threatening decibels? Give thanks to the almighty sensor, because there’s now a pillow that could stop it.

Via the Telegraph, meet the nudging pillow. You start snoring, it nudges you to stop, which is vastly superior to getting hit in the face with a decorative pillow in the middle of the night:

The Snore Activated Nudging Pillow is fitted with an integrated microphone that picks up the sonic vibrations of snoring. It then inflates an internal air bladder which increases the pillow’s depth by three inches — said to be enough to make a sleeper move their head or body.

It looks stupidly uncomfortable, costs $149 (gift wrap is a mere $6.95!) and it’s got to be plugged in, but let’s face it, it’s probably not the worst his-and-hers Valentine’s Day gift. The pillow is available for purchase from Hammacher Schlemmer, of course.

Remember when we had to order our most ridiculous impulse purchases from catalogs? Good times.