This is completely wrong. All of it. So, so, wrong.

The Human Show comes courtesy of Youtuber Sethward, who might have some unresolved issues about puppets he should probably look into ASAP. In describing this video, Sethward writes "The Muppets, after years of oppression, invite you to a night filled with song dance and vengeance." I'm not sure if the best part is all the creepy dead bodies or when Kermit yells at Gonzo that he has "had it up to here" with his bullshit.

Let's keep this video handy for next Halloween, shall we?