This Kid's Amazing Bar Mitzvah Dance Has Raised the Bar for Everyone

A young man who was once a boy named Sam Horowitz has outdone all other Jewish Sams who will ever be Bar Mitzvahed, in this video of a performance he did during his special coming of age ceremony last fall. As a preview: after being introduced by some “burlesque” dancers to the tune of the Christina Aguilera classic “Show Me How Your Burlesque”, Sam takes part in a choreographed dance at the Dallas, Texas Omni Hotel to “Dance Again” by Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull. Not her best work, but we’ll take it Sam.

The fact that the story of Sam’s life has not yet been optioned for a series on MTV akin to My Super Sweet 16 shouldn’t upset you, because it’s only a matter of time before they snap that footage up and he’s on Music Television, explaining how the best day of his life came together. And if he’s really lucky, Cher and Christina Aguilera will show up to perform the worst song in the world and the second worst song in the world, respectively. Mazel Tov, Sam.