This just in: We've been tipped off that Kanye West is in Gap's corporate offices in NYC right now. We're not clear on exactly what he's doing there, but he's currently in the design department. Is he collaborating on a line? Is he gonna do commercial spots? Or perhaps pen a song? Who knows? Unfortunately, we probably won't get anymore tips about this, because no one at Gap Inc. is able to read this post: Jezebel has been blocked from the company's servers.
If my manager insults me again I will be assaulting him
After I fuck the manager up then I'm gonna shorten the register up
Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check, wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah I stole, never got caught
They take me to the back and pat me
Askin' me about some khakis
But let some black people walk in
I bet they show off their token blackie
Oh now they love Kanye, let's put him all in the front of the store
—Kanye West, "Spaceship"