This just in: We've been tipped off that Kanye West is in Gap's corporate offices in NYC right now. We're not clear on exactly what he's doing there, but he's currently in the design department. Is he collaborating on a line? Is he gonna do commercial spots? Or perhaps pen a song? Who knows? Unfortunately, we probably won't get anymore tips about this, because no one at Gap Inc. is able to read this post: Jezebel has been blocked from the company's servers.


If my manager insults me again I will be assaulting him

After I fuck the manager up then I'm gonna shorten the register up

Let's go back, back to the Gap

Look at my check, wasn't no scratch

So if I stole, wasn't my fault

Yeah I stole, never got caught

They take me to the back and pat me

Askin' me about some khakis

But let some black people walk in

I bet they show off their token blackie

Oh now they love Kanye, let's put him all in the front of the store

—Kanye West, "Spaceship"