This just appeared in our feed of 'celebrity' photos. The caption: "The Ultimate Baby Accessory". Yeah. We're all going to hell in a (Swarovski-encrusted) handbasket.

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BiscuitDoughJones

Don't those things give babies mouth-rot anyway?

"Why yes, but you see it's PLATINUM mouth rot! And it's faaaaahhhhhbulous."