In their reporting on the silly feud—excuse me, silly “feud”—between mononymous DJs Diplo (too old for this) and Zedd (approaching too old for this), the Daily Mail used a photo of someone who is Diplo above a caption that read “Diplo,” and a photo of someone who is not Zedd above a caption that read “Zedd.” I am not one to talk, as the best I could do if pressed to provide a description of the DJ (whom I’ve never heard speak) would be “bearded and millennial-looking,” but this remains tremendously funny to me.
Why? Because this is not Zedd:
That is Darren Criss.
Similarly, this is not Zedd:
That is Sam Claflin.
And this is not Zedd:
That is Alex Pettyfer.
And this is not Zedd:
That is Jamie Dornan.
And this is not Zedd:
That is Kitt Harrington.
And this is not Zedd:
That is Dan Stevens.
And this is not Zedd:
That is Liam Hemsworth.
And this is not Zedd:
Oh wait, never mind, that’s actually Zedd.
I don’t know what to say about this.
- Iggy’s naked. [Hollywood Life]
- Tobey’s fit. [Just Jared]
- Farrah’s messy. [TMZ]
- Adam’s lucky. [E! Online]
- Priyanka’s…I don’t know what Priyanka is. [Just Jared]