This is my dear friend Don. He wants to know if there's really going to be a Chicago meet-up tonight for Jezebel commenters, because he wants to get laid. Kidding! -Esque! No seriously, Don's a great guy who introduced me to the magic of Stella shorts and the original version of the song "Hanging on the Telephone" that is soooo much better than the Blondie version, but he is perhaps most revered in Jezebel quarters for saying he likes period sex because "it's like my dick killed something." Anyway, I was going to send him to report on the Jezebel Second City Spectacular, if it is indeed happening, but if it is not...he's a pretty prolific drunk so you'll probably see him around town one of these days anyway so no biggie.