This Is How I Flirt

Well, not specifically how I flirt, because I don’t really flirt. Or maybe I do flirt, and I’m so crappy at flirting that I don’t even know when I’m being flirtatious! Maybe all of us who declare that we’re non-flirters are just really bad flirters, flirting in the dark. Also, if you type flirt too many times in a single paragraph, you realize what a silly word it is. Flirt. Flirt. Fluurrrrt.

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