So, this is a thing that happened: [NSFW]

There is also video. Why do people send me these things? If you are interested, this man’s genitals are in the black sack. The rest is a cod piece. This was taken at the Penis Festival in Japan.

I sent this to Kelly Faircloth and she asked me what she was looking at.

“A 9/10,” I told her. Because this guy is rocking it!