Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson and her very intense mother June appear on Friday's episode of Anderson, during which a bunch of pageant moms from Toddlers & Tiaras dress up in all the crazy shit they make their daughters wear. These are the terrifying results, and a picture is worth a thousand "dollar make me hollers." It's enough to make you want to pour some of her special "go-go juice" in your eyes so you can never see anything ever again.
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This is awful, and I'm sorry in advance, but I can't unthink this. The mom reminds me so, so much, in this photo, of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. I'm not body snarking. It is the expression on her face.