ROTTERDAM, NETHERLANDS - FEBRUARY 18: Roger Federer of Switzerland attempts the return to Nikolay Davydenko of Russia in the semi final on day 6 of the ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament on February 18, 2012 in Rotterdam, Netherlands. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)
Sorry Rog: Michael Chang's thighs is what got me in to tennis as a kid. These are the thighs that helped bring the world the jumping two-handed backhand. Hit me up when you bring something new like that and we can talk about you being an Apprentice Thighmaster then.