Bruce Jenner has reportedly completed his gender reassignment surgery, reports Radar (I’m using the male pronoun for now, which is what Bruce has requested until he declares otherwise).

The surgery—again, reportedly—was eight hours long, and successful in crafting female genitalia from Bruce’s existing parts. The story also reports that Bruce is as happy as ever—and that details about the procedure, as well as Bruce’s feelings about his transition, are underwraps until the About Bruce docuseries airs. [Radar]


The Internet is “just now” waking up to the miracle that is Beyoncé’s ability to pretty much do everything with laser-like precision, declares the Los Angeles Times, which makes me wonder what rock the newspaper was living under for the past 17 years, and if the editors realize how the Internet works. But I digress: #BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat is pretty mesmerizing, even for us superfans who will never let their dusty, scratched-up Destiny’s Child CDs go, ever. [LA Times]


Joke’s on us! Turns out that Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill are not engaged, says Meek Mill, who told Fader that the couple is “still learning each other, feeling each other out.” Which sounds, you know, super promising, and if it was any other chick, I’d hope she’d run in the opposite direction—but something tells me that Nicki is the boss calling the shots in this relationship; and who wouldn’t want a heart-shaped, diamond-crusted friendship ring for shits and giggles? [People]


•More Bey (& Jay): 1. apparently Tidal isn’t just some fly-by-night getup run out of their basement and has an actual, physical headquarters...in Oslo?; 2. here’s further proof they’ll go to anyone’s wedding but Kim & Kanye’s. (Hmm.) [E!]

Kim Kardashian is Kanye West’s personal Xanax. [People]

•And wished on-again, off-again brother-in-law Scott Disick a very Happy Birthday. It’s the little things, isn’t it? [Us Weekly]

Chris Brown has beef with Tyson Beckford; Tyson Beckford is too busy being shirtless and hot to GAF. [Bossip]

Drake thinks you could be as big as Madonna Rihanna, girl. [MTV]

•But not if A$AP Rocky can get to her first. [Hollywood Life]

•Meanwhile, RiRi is like: (snickers; struts away through wake of smoke). [Daily Mail]

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