Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles went on vacation without Karlie Kloss to celebrate their one-year anniversary, and the photos they took are so much that “too much” doesn’t cut it. They are so much that I found it hard to breathe while looking at them. They are so much that I believe their profoundly unsexy/unromantic love for each other is either not love at all (more of a unsettling performance piece put on by two robots) or the only time love has ever truly existed. Maybe this is what love actually is! Maybe everyone else has gotten it wrong!
For the sake of your health, don’t spend more than 45 seconds looking at these photos.
Fran Drescher will not vote for any presidential candidate this year, except maybe Mr. Sheffield. The actress went on a lengthy Twitter rant last night with someone who shares her last name (I’m going to assume they’re sisters), and the whole thing was strangely entertaining to me.
So there you have it, “U like him vote 4 him.” Solid advice.
HERE IS A VIDEO OF KARRUECHE TRAN AND KYLIE JENNER COOKING SHRIMP TACOS TOGETHER. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME FOR REASONS THAT WON’T MAKE SENSE, SO JUST TRUST THAT THIS IS A BIG DEAL AND WATCH.
- How many times do we have to tell you, Richard Simmons is NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A WITCH-MAID. [TMZ]
- How many times does Lisa Rinna have to tell you, she did NOT WANT TO MISS THAT LYME GALA. [Twitter]
- Chloe Grace Moretz on her feud with Kim K: “I think if people looked into something bigger that I was trying to speak upon, they wouldn’t be so easy to fire back silly, miscellaneous things.” [Us Weekly]
- Rob Kardashian on his feud with Kylie Jenner: What feud? [Us Weekly]
- Henry Cavill should not talk. [Celebitchy]
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