These Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Barbies sure do make great role models for little girls! Not only are they clad in hot pants and go-go boots, but their thighs are roughly the circumference of matchsticks. They're even skinnier than regular Barbie, most likely because Mattel is using something called the "Model Muse" body to construct these dolls as opposed to the run of the mill Barbie bod. Barbie's probably too fat to be a cheerleader anyway. Merry Christmas and a lifetime of self-loathing, courtesy of your local Wal-Mart. [With Leather]


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