"There's an old joke about that: You know why Baptists don't engage in premarital sex? Because it might lead to dancing." That's Christian comedienne and new Good Morning America contributor Anita Renfroe, profiled in yesterday's New York Times Magazine in one of those perennial "Christians: maybe if we keep promising our blue state readers that some of them are seemingly uninsane, otherwise normal people, a few of them will return the favor in November in some key swing states?" pieces. Renfroe rose to mainstream prominence over a wildly popular YouTube production called "William Tell Momsense." It is a work of impressive speed and length that it makes me feel weirdly culturally alienated to admit I've never seen. On the other hand, I'm sort of glad my mom didn't email it to me anyway. [NYT]