Buzzfeed Shift found a disturbing free app โ€” available for wannabe domestic abusers with both iPhones and Androids โ€” that allows you to hit, slap, and strangle your lover when he, say, drops a shirt or glass or checks out sexy passerby.

"Crack that whip and teach your guy a thing or two about being the Perfect Boyfriend! When scolding doesn't work, just zap him, whack him and train him to be your ideal man!" reads the description for the "Boyfriend Trainer" app.

There's no way this app would fly if the "Perfect Girlfriend" was the one being strangled, and this shouldn't, either.