There's a new breed of terrorist epidemic on American soil and it's called the lesbian gang. Our favorite Long Island blowhard, Bill O'Reilly, (and guest Rod Wheeler!) is up in arms over all the national underground network of roving rug-munchers beating up and "indoctrinating" innocent men, women and children. Even worse? Some of these lusty ladies-who-like-ladies are carrying guns. Pink guns. [Radar 1st story, 2nd story]
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