There are some things in life that are just plain wrong: Banana and mayonnaise sandwiches, sneakers with built-in rollerskates, the Bush administration. Add to that list talking eye shadow. Stila's latest product โ€” offered exclusively through Sephora, natch โ€” includes a recording of a make-up artist explaining how to create the perfect smoky eye. For $38. Cheapskates, of course, can just go to Sephora, ask for advice, and get their eyeshadow applied for free. [NYTimes]