Their (Royal) Hearts Will Go On and On 

I am absolutely delighted to report that today, Harry and Meghan made a surprise visit to Northern Ireland and specifically to Titanic Belfast, a tourist attraction dedicated to the famously sunken ship, blockbuster James Cameron hit, and long-running Jezebel.com obsession.

They saw some prosthetic limbs made by the Titanic FX company, which were totally revolting:

Somebody handed Harry a replica of the boat, which—if you had a sick sense of humor—would be a very funny thing to install in your office if you were a royal. But perhaps not everybody works out their existential angst about their jobs with recurring Titanic jokes! Anyway!

Here you can almost see Harry quietly arriving at the same thought as the official Jezebel editorial policy on the Titanic: instead of hitting the iceberg, they should have gone around it.

Really the question here is: Who would be inviting whom to the real party?