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The best of the B-list came out last night for the L.A. premiere of Adam Sandler's latest comedy, Don't Mess With The Zohan, and many of the not-quite-there stars showed off not-quite-there clothes. Yes, some of young Hollywood's lady up-and-comers - Anna Faris! Emmanuelle Chriqui! - pulled off luscious looks, but there were also some fashion crimes - Charlotte Rae! Marissa Jaret Winokur! - that we simply cannot ignore. All of them, of course, after the jump.

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The Good

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Anna Faris, aka "That girl from Scary Movie" looks downright pretty.

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I love Emmanuelle Chriqui's nightgown-inspired dress, because lord knows I love me a nightgown.

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Oh look, it's "that chick from Superbad" looking super good. Her name is Emma Stone; take note friends.

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Malina Akerman from Harold and Kumar To To White Castle rocks a dress I'd wear 420 times in a row.

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Not that Adam Sandler is unattractive, but you know he's got to be psyched to be standing alongside his gorgeous, pregnant wife.

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It's the super cool dude from Happy Days! Just kidding, it's David Spade channeling The Fonz, channeling my heart.




The Bad

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Old School's Perrey Reeves looks sorta "mother-of-the-bride" here. Ha, just kidding. Michael Kors always says that on Project Runway and I don't even really know what it means. She actually just looks boring.

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Jenna Dewan would look a lot better if she was wearing something else.




The Ugly

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Rob Schneider is psyched: he gets to go out with a mermaid!

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Oh Charlotte Rae: I don't even mind your fantasy cruise outfit, but those open-toed shoes? No. They look like Tevas from space. Are they Velcro?

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Okay, Marissa Jaret Winokur: We get it. You were in Hairspray. You love hair, you love life, you are joyous and jubilant. Too happy in fact. It's annoying. Get dark already.

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