- Senator Craigslist tapped his foot in Minnesota, and cheap Vera Wang suddenly materialized there!
- Miss Teen South Carolina cuntificated her way into our bitter black hearts.
- Again and again, on Facebook.
- Which made us wonder, do indefensibly dumb sorority types cause terrorism?
- Or is it their fake handbags?
- Either way, Liz Goldhirsh's wedding dress will be there to comfort the victims.
- And retailers across America will keep the eight-year-olds in thongs and hotpants.
- Dodai and Moe compared handbag collections.
- And all y'all compared rape stories!
- Owen Wilson fell victim to the human condition, or a heroin addiction, or the Elle Curse.
- While Amy Winehouse struggled with global warming.
- And Jane fell victim to having fallen victim to industry conditions repurposed for reality TV.
- Glamour prego blogger Christine Coppa brought a child into this crazy world...
- Which the writer of the most delusional Crap Email Ever Written is going to save if Jess's husband doesn't beat the shit out of him first.