- If Hillary learned to skateboard we can too.
- Stop blaming Angelina for A Mighty Heart's shitness because remnants of her manicslutty fucked upness are the only things that saved it.
- You know what about weddings? Fuck them.
- Sperm was made to be killed. Otherwise there wouldn't be so goddamn much of it.
- Every young lady should know that SSRIs and hate-fucking are the key to a good...vocabulary?
- Interning at Teen Vogue? Learn shoplifting.
- The best revenge for losing your entire magazine staff is to look completely smokin'. And we don't even use the word "smokin'"
- When being dumped, don't be a fucking pussy the way you were in the relationship. Go all the fuck out.
- Understanding everything is impossible, which is why 'Cosmo''s Kate White suggests you start with a few good positions.
- New words to describe Victoria Beckham's thinness, please? We saw it with our very own eyeballs and are at a loss.