Imagine if douchey guys in Ed Hardy were all members of a secret crime-fighting network. Imagine if Christian Audigier were training a paramilitary movement interested in vodka and hitting on girls. Imagine the Ed Hardy Boyz.

Meet Peter Paparazzo (Jon Daly) and Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll). They manage to make fun of Christian Audigier, Michael Jackson, John Gosselin, structured water, and the Hardy Boys. Assigned a mystery by Christian, they investigate, write clues in their Ed Hardy notebooks, make passes at girls, shout, "Red carpet paparazzi! Red carpet paparazzi!" apropos of nothing, and eventually take the thief down.

from Jon Daly

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