The ShoWest Awards Had Some Tickety-Tacky Hot Tranny Messes

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ShoWest is the trade show for the movie theatre industry. And because movie stars can't be movie stars unless they star in movies that get played in movie theatres, well, they need to show the ShoWest distributors a little love. In attendance at the trade show's awards ceremony last night? A series of big and small screen celebrities, including Sarah Jessica Parker, Abigail Breslin, Jodie Foster, Anne Hathaway, Kate Bosworth, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Christina Ricci, America Ferrera and Alexis Bledel (left). After the jump, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the ShoWest Awards.

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The Good:

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I think that both Abigail Breslin and her top are adorable.

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Jodie Foster: Still beautiful.

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Looking too skinny again, but I do love Kate Bosworth's sorta mumsy dress.

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Pretty good for SJP. (At least she's not wearing the Uggs and puffy coat.)


The Bad:

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Valley of the Dolls much, Anita Briem?

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OMG! It's Encino Man Brandon Fraser! I loved that movie buuuuudy! Too bad he looks like he hasn't changed his wardrobe since it premiered.

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Christina Ricci did not get the memo about why one does not wear a short shiny white dress.

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Did Emile Hirsch get dressed in his dad's clothes?

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Why is Maggie Gyllenhaal wearing her support garments over her dress?

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Seth Rogen? Or your high school chemistry teacher?


The Ugly:

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Is Anne Hathaway starring in a film version of Little House on the Prairie? Or a public service announcement for "When Bad Shoes Happen To Good People"?

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Um, how old are you, Robert Downey, Jr?

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