You want the best for your daughter, don't you? And the best obviously means finding her a nice, rich husband—because what else would a girl ever want from life? Well, this ridiculous 1950s ad for Bigelow Carpet shows that having a thick, plush carpet can do wonders for a girl's dating life.
[Via The Jane Dough]
DISCUSSION
Um. Two things:
1) Did commercials frequently have laugh tracks in the 50s?
2) I definitely thought this was going to be about maintaining your "downthereladyparts" so that your husband wouldn't be disgusted and storm out of a room.