The Secret to a Girl's Success Is Maintaining Her Carpet

You want the best for your daughter, don't you? And the best obviously means finding her a nice, rich husband—because what else would a girl ever want from life? Well, this ridiculous 1950s ad for Bigelow Carpet shows that having a thick, plush carpet can do wonders for a girl's dating life.

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[Via The Jane Dough]

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gills
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Um. Two things:

1) Did commercials frequently have laugh tracks in the 50s?

2) I definitely thought this was going to be about maintaining your "downthereladyparts" so that your husband wouldn't be disgusted and storm out of a room.