Dearly beloved, wedding season is upon us. But while spring brings brides something old and something new, it also brings them incredibly hideous wedding gowns.
Your task: To find the worst.
Let's be clear: The dress should be irreversibly grotesque. These two I stumbled upon while trying to find something to wear to Our Overlord's impending nuptials — both from JJsHouse.com — gifted me with this idea. Look at them: If bodily harm by boning isn't crime enough, there's also visual assault by iridescent ruffle. Tacky? By all means. Not good. Pretty bad. But I think we can do better, and by better, I mean worse.
One might attempt to propose that Mama June's camouflage gown — as seen on the popular American television program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo — is the ugliest. I would argue that while it is indeed displeasing to the eye, this dress falls under the category of kitsch. Its winking sense of humor — it is purposely putrid — keeps it from being truly, earnestly The Worst.
A Google search lead me to a Pinterest page called Hideous Wedding Dresses. Are the gowns horrible? Yes. Do I think they are the UGLIEST EVER? No.
So the search must continue.
Seek high and low, comb the dark depths of universe, Etsy and eBay. Do I believe that together, we can find the most stomach-churning, repugnant, grisly gown? I do! I now pronounce you arbiters of fug. You may dis the bride.
Images via Shutterstock, Splash.