What's that you say? You were looking for a ray of hope in this dark and dismal world and then it appeared to you as if in a vision: William and Kate Pez dispensers.

Essential or not, these candy…uh…accessories are raising money for the Starlight Children's Foundation. The Pez bases were sculpted by hand and are currently being auctioned off on Ebay's UK website and will remain up for grabs until April 17th. Act now while prices are still fairly reasonable at around $12,000 American.