The Religious Right Comes Down On Krispy Kreme

The American Life League has finally discovered the secret, immoral ingredient that makes Krispy Kreme doughnuts so very addictive: fetuses. And they are not happy.

Having been tipped off to Krispy Kreme’s dastardly scheme to make their doughnuts even more addictive than abortion on demand by their insidious use of the word “choice” in a recent free promotion, American Life League president “Not Downtown” Judie Brown had this to say:

The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama’s radical support for abortion on demand – including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

It’s all part of their plan! More abortions means more Krispy Kremes, and more of this nation’s souls will be eaten away along with their arteries!

In fact, Krispy Kreme is offering Americans “a free doughnut of choice” on Tuesday, signifying, obviously, that their doughnuts are made possible only through choice, which obviously only means abortion, which Barack Obama is going to make every man, woman and child in this country have when he takes the mantle of the Presidency in order to promote Krispy Kreme hegemony over Dunkin Donuts. Brown continues:

A misconstrued concept of ‘choice’ has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this ‘freedom.’

Freedom isn’t really free, people, it takes thousands and thousands of aborted, dried up and reconstituted fetuses to make a single box of Krispy Kremes, and the American Life League is determined to stop this abomination!

We challenge Krispy Kreme doughnuts to reaffirm their commitment to true freedom – to the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness – and to separate themselves and their doughnuts from our great American shame.

But how will they taste so delicious if they separate themselves from shame? Shame, and abortion, is what makes them so delicious!

Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme’s Abortion Doughnuts [Miami New Times]