The Porniest City in America Is Quite Family Friendly

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It's that time of the year — the Superbowl for women, the Oscars for men, the Kentucky Derby for people who hate horses but love watching people have sex in highly exaggerated circumstances. Men's Health has just released the top 10 list of the porniest cities in America based on "the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (; adult entertainment stores per city (; rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap)."


Who came out on top? None other than the city of Epcot and Mickey Mouse himself, Orlando, Florida. Yes, the destination for families across the globe is also home to the biggest porn consumers in the country. When asked why, Orlando resident, porn aficionado and person I just made up Larry Ross responded, "I live in Orlando. What else am I supposed to fuckin' do."

Rounding out the top 10 are Las Vegas, NV, Wilmington, DE, Raleigh and Charlotte, NC, Minneapolis, MN, Atlanta, GA, Tampa, FL, Anchorage, AK and Austin, TX. Did your city make the cut? If not, it might be time to step up your porn game.

The Smuttiest Cities in America [Men's Health]
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Hmm, interesting. Other than Vegas I wouldn't imagine that most of those cities are too exciting. Maybe that explains the increase in porn use, boredom.

Edit: I guess Orlando also has stuff to do.... Looks like my theory isn't holding up well.