Last night's finale of The Pick Up Artist was a bit of a bummer. We were hoping that for the final challenge they would have to "fuck close." Yeah, yeah, we know it's not really about that, it's about having confidence and blah, blah, blah... but come on. What's a reality dating show without sex? So the guys had to teach some other chumps how to talk to create an "avatar," "open sets" and "stack" and all that. Brady was assigned a hipster-y nerd type, who certainly had his own "peacocking" going on. But then Brady tried to turn him into a cheesy Guido complete with bronzer and one of those stupid tooth charm necklaces. Needless to say, Kosmo's guy did way better, securing him the title of Master Pick Up Artist.