Although last night's NYC premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl boasted plenty of boldfaced names from the worlds of fashion, New York society, and Hollywood, Scarlett Johannson was, strangely, nowhere to be seen. However, Natalie Portman was there, and the vegan shoe designer showed off one of her best looks as of late: Retro glam in the form of long, draped velvet. Other fashion successes? Soap star Leven Rambin (left), who also channeled a retro vibe; Vanessa Carlton and cosmetics exec Olivia Chantecaille. Not so great were Margherita Missoni, Tory Burch, Victoria's Secret model Nicole Trunfio, Jennifer Creel, and, worst of all, David (son of Ralph) Lauren, who looked like some sort of pedophile. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of The Other Boleyn Girl premiere, after the jump.

The Good:

Funky yet refined: 100% Vanessa Carlton.

Why can't Zac Posen be my boyfriend?


Olivia Chantecaille is all about the class and sophistication.

Natalie Portman looks like a dream.

The Bad:


Margherita Missoni came dressed as a hippie dippy grandma. Those shoes! Eek!

There is something seriously disturbing about the proportions being sported by Tory Burch.


Did a shooting star crash on Nicole Trunfio and split her dress down the middle?


Jennifer Creel missed the memo: Do not match your dress to your skin tone.

The Ugly:


David Lauren and Lauren Bush. Maybe Lauren needs to tell David that pedophiles and professors with petting problems are the type of men who usually wear turtlenecks.

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