The Onion sincerely apologizes for last night's truly tasteless tweet about Quvenzhané Wallis.


Jessica Coen

So here's a question: is there any way to pull off a joke like this? Not using "cunt," mind you, but making an obviously absurdist claim that an adorable little girl is secretly evil? Is there a more ridiculous/silly/inoffensive version of this joke that would've worked? Curious to hear thoughts or alternate takes.