The Night Belongs to David Lynch

Everybody, today is David Lynch's 66th birthday. You know what that means, don't you? It means that a whole bunch of tiny people come out of your faucet, a guy dressed as a firefighter knocks on your door to deliver a death threat, and Laura Dern smokes crack on your couch. Or you could just watch this insane video, in which David Lynch chats with a Barbie head, and then call it a night. Whatever you choose, be safe, have a lovely weekend, and don't let the dumpster monster get you.

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bilingualsuperheroine
bilingualsuperheroine

Ok, Jezzies: spill. What is the story behind your Jezebel username?

I'll start: I'm a Spanish major. When I told people this upon graduating from high school, everyone asked what exactly I planned to *do* with a degree in Spanish. I told them that I was going to become a Bilingual Superheroine— because there's probably at least one Spanish-speaking supervillain that needs vanquishing.

Oh, and I still don't know what I'm going to do with a degree in Spanish. It's 3 years later and "bilingual superheroine" is still my best answer to that question.