The newly crowned Miss Belgium, Alizee Poulicek, is facing a shitstorm of controversy because she cannot speak Dutch. This might just be a minor blip on Belgium's radar were it not for governmental infighting between French-speaking and Dutch-speaking factions. As a result, Belgium has been without a government for 200 days. But you know, pageant organizer Darlene Devos gets down to what's really important here: the pretty. "I don't worry about this too much. It is the least painful thing," Darlene said of the semantic spat, "I would consider it different if they had said 'Miss Belgium is an ugly girl.'" [MSNBC]