The new J.Lo - Marc Anthony salsa movie El Cantante she was shilling in this month's Glamour is out tonight, and it sounds like one of those typically too-fast-to-care-about-any-of-the-characters works of pretty celebphemera, but we kind of hope it sticks around long enough for us to finally get to "marvel at Lopez, who as the neurotic, controlling, codependent but ultimately fiercely loving and loyal Puchi steals every scene she's in" with her "incomparable command of her body, voice and emotional range," as the Washington Post puts it. Whatever, we miss her! [Washington Post]