It seems that people are puzzled by the mysterious attraction between 40-year-old fat, hairy, monstrously-ugly airline tycoon Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou, and lithe, beautiful ,26-year-old model and former Miss Great Britain, Brooke Johnston.

One friend of Brooke's tells the Daily Mail:

"I don't know what she sees in him. She is a slim, gorgeous model and he is hardly attractive, but they appeared to only have eyes for each other."

Well, call us cynical, but we suspect his $100 million fortune may make sex with Sir Stelios just a wee bit more palatable. We'd certainly do him, but we'd keep our eyes shut and demand a penthouse apartment afterwards.

Miss Great Britain Joins The Jetset [Daily Mail]