The Most Pissed-Off Cats From This Weekend's Cat Fashion Show

It was a very special weekend — not because of the Breaking Bad finale or the impending government shutdown. No, I’m talking more important things! I’m talking the 5th annual Kitty CATure Fashion Show, hosted by the International Cat Association in New York City, center of the mewniverse.

If you’re unfamiliar with the event, congratulations, you are normal. If you have heard of it, that’s okay, too. You are a weirdo, but being weird > not being weird. A little background: the Kitty CATure Fashion Show is the yearly event where sad pet owners dress up their sad cats in humiliating costumes and we all laugh, but still feel sad about it. Whereas with dog shows, you can trick yourself into thinking the dogs are having a good time, the cats of the Kitty CATure Fashion Show wear their misery and anger so plainly that there’s no mistaking it for anything else.

See?

And here’s another one.

And another.

This cat can’t wait to put his monocle back in and go back to drinking champagne on the Titanic.

This cat would like you to get that fucking microphone out of its face.

“Oh, my god! I loved you in the Triwizard Tournament!” “That…wasn’t me.”

For the first time ever, the Kitty CATure Fashion Show allowed dog participants for equal opportunity humiliation.