For these prices, you'd expect these most expensive of all dorm rooms to come with fancy Swedish mattresses and maid service. We're guessing you'll still have to settle for having your crap stolen from the laundry room.
My freshman year at NYU, I referred to my dorm as "jail for rich kids" because of the linoleum floors, cinderblock walls and flourescent lighting. Luckily, it was so expensive that I was able to convince my Dad to let me move off campus after nine months into a cheaper apartment. It's so depressing to see my dorm as the establishing shot of the NYU dorm on Gossip Girl and notice how GORGEOUS the rooms inside look compared to mine. F-ing TV magic.