You know how Oprah tends to take it there, no matter what the topic? Like, she when she's discussing something, she goes all the way with it, not really for sensationalism's sake, but because she has a genuine, obsessive interest in the things she tends to discuss. One of those things is poop. Seriously, it's like Dr. Mehmet Oz isn't really an M.D., but a shit technician, since she has him discussing bowel movements so often. Today was a rerun of one of those illuminating "Ask Dr. Oz" episodes, in which he discussed something called pinworm that sounds so horrifying that he really should have told us sitting around a campfire while holding a flashlight under his chin. Enjoy!