"Well, I've trained karate around the world. I'm known all over as karate girl. I'm witty, I'm pretty, I've got the female smarts, so listen to our rap about the martial arts."
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Guys, is Christina Rossetti writing raps now? Because that was fucking poetry.
DISCUSSION
I got sent this about 5 times this weekend. I really wish that the 80s hadn't made karate so cheesy. The karate I know is way less cheesy. Far more... painful.