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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80's, Awesomely Terrible

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"Well, I've trained karate around the world. I'm known all over as karate girl. I'm witty, I'm pretty, I've got the female smarts, so listen to our rap about the martial arts."

Guys, is Christina Rossetti writing raps now? Because that was fucking poetry.

[Awesome Brain Powers]

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