The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80's, Awesomely Terrible

"Well, I've trained karate around the world. I'm known all over as karate girl. I'm witty, I'm pretty, I've got the female smarts, so listen to our rap about the martial arts."

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Guys, is Christina Rossetti writing raps now? Because that was fucking poetry.

[Awesome Brain Powers]

DISCUSSION

arischwartz
Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark

I got sent this about 5 times this weekend. I really wish that the 80s hadn't made karate so cheesy. The karate I know is way less cheesy. Far more... painful.